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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.
Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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1 month ago
Share →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"
1 month ago
Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
1 month ago
Share →: If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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"Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"
1 month ago
Share →: They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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"💡 Let's call it… 'SlowMo Saturday'! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. 😂📆"
1 month ago
Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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"Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"
1 month ago
Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"
1 month ago
Share →: All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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"When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"
1 month ago
Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
1 month ago
Share →: The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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"That 'night before' magic is like previewing the movie that's better than the sequel! 😂🎬✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"