The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like people are finally realizing they can't dance their way out of doing the dishes! ๐๐บ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ โโ๏ธ #MarriageStruggles" Related funny posts ๐ค Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently thatโs โnot how marriage works.โ The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes. To the tune of โEverybody Dance Nowโ: Himalayan Sea Salt Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.