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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

The older I get, no.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Posted onJan 18, 2026

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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