Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆 Related funny posts 🤝 I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks. One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures. If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.