I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Drowning my responsibilities one drink at a time! 🍹😂 Related funny posts 🤝 When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much. Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already. Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. I only drink when I people.