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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Accidentally blurted out ā€œskip introā€ when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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