I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.