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  • We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

    Commentary:
    “Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery”

  • I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

    Commentary:
    “Love the travel stories, but maybe it’s time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️”

  • Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

    Commentary:
    “Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨”

  • Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like you’re just one culinary mystery away from a Michelin star! 😂🍽️🔍”

  • Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

    Commentary:
    “Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should’ve scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰”

  • She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

    Commentary:
    “Quick, someone call Ripley’s Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱”

  • I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

    Commentary:
    “Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆”

  • “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

    Commentary:
    Haha, now that’s what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂

  • Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

    Commentary:
    “When your curiosity meets its match: ‘Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!’ 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️”

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