Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master π§ββοΈππ€ Related funny posts π€ Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store. My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel. A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her. When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings. My superpower is wasting time I donβt even have.