I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your future son's first lesson will be in the art of patience! π¦π€£ Related funny posts π€ For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone. I donβt procrastinate, I delegate to my future self. I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called. Marriage is just asking each other, βWhat do you want to do for dinner?β and then replying, βNo, not that,β until death do us part. “Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.