Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! π«π§ββοΈπ₯ Related funny posts π€ In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.” Stop roasting yourself, youβre not a marshmallow. My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart. Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat. Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!