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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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"Turns out the real magic trick was squeezing out of those jeans πŸŽ©πŸ‘–πŸ˜…"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clothing, fashion, getting, help, honesty, humor, i, jean, jeans, just, lie, relationship, sex, skinny, skinny jean, struggle on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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