Just shaved my whole body for Santa. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you're ready for a spot on Santa's sleek reindeer team! 🦌🎅✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays. After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.