If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a truth serum with a grape-y twist! π·π Related funny posts π€ You donβt know a person until youβve seen them eat popcorn. I say things I donβt mean on spicy chicken. No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace. If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. The most Iβve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.