βYouβre just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.β Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your gut has been hitting the gym more than I have! ποΈββοΈπ¦ π Related funny posts π€ I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling. Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet. You can just enjoy kombucha. You donβt need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut. Trust my gut? The thing that canβt even handle milk. Fitness influencer: Itβs important to listen to your body. Body: Youβre old. And you want lasagna.