126 Funny man quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

  Commentary:
  "Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

  Commentary:
  "When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

  Commentary:
  When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

  Commentary:
  Looks like she knows exactly what she wants—comfortable, confident, and with a little bit of sass! 😏🍑💁‍♀️ Guess if your man isn't giving you that laid-back vibe with a dash of spunk, he might not be the right fit. After all, a thong's got to stay snug and show some personality! 😂✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

  Commentary:
  RIP to the inventor of autocorrect – may he finally find peace without any ducking typos! 🙏🏼🦆😂 #RestauRANTInPeace

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, looks like bland is the new bold in the world of 30-something men 🕶️😄 Who knew that monotony could be so scorching hot? 🔥Guess the key to sizzling charisma lies in being as exciting as watching paint dry 😂💼 #DullIsTheNewSexy

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

  Commentary:
  🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure

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