Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ★ New
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚡ Slot
  • ✨ Text

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Commentary:
Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, biology, chase, dating, egg, girl, humor, man, never, relationship, relationship advice, sperm, swim on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation. I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party. →
Proudly powered by WordPress