The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️ Related funny posts 🤝 Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. 50 shades of single. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.