Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! 💃😅🙈" Related funny posts 🤝 Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus. I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.” There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’. All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.