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Witty humorous text about having self-control after cooking for men you considered poisoning.

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Commentary:
Trying to shock Gordon Ramsay with my culinary restraint! 😅🔪🥣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cooking, humor, i, man, men, poison, sarcasm, self-control, should on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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