If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up ππ Related funny posts π€ When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and canβt talk at all. Thatβs how it works. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why canβt it get us out? I love hard, but I stupid harder. My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.