Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because heβs comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! π΄ππ±" Related funny posts π€ Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they βcanβt make it to the phone right now.β You carry the phone with you. Itβs the only constant in your life. I only sleep so my phone can get the night off. The only person I ever call is my wife, and thatβs just when weβre trying to find her phone. I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.