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Humorous text about seeking a man with a secure bunker for DMs.

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Commentary:
When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apocalypse, bunker, dating, DM, DMs, humor, man, property, quarantine, shelter, survival on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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