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283 Funny parenting quotes

Funny parenting quotes offer a humorous take on the wild journey of raising kids! 👶😂 From witty remarks about sleepless nights to playful observations on the daily chaos, these quotes capture the lighter side of being a parent. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in parenting! 😄🍼

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

3 months ago

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

3 months ago

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

3 months ago

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

3 months ago

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

3 months ago

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

3 months ago

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

3 months ago

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

3 months ago

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

3 months ago

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

3 months ago

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

3 months ago

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

3 months ago

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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