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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

I have the sex drive of a potato.

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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The older I get, no.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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