Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼 Related funny posts 🤝 If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future. “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?