In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the birds and bees get drunk, even storks make questionable flight plans ππΌ Related funny posts π€ Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk whoβs talking to himself. If you get drunk and message your ex, donβt worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. Always do sober what you said youβd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.