If youβre thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" ππ΄πΆ Related funny posts π€ Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job! Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.