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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, day off, days, humor, imagine, just, parent, parenting, responsibility, straight, thinking, work, working on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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