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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.
Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.
Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.
As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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3 months ago
Share →: I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Commentary:
Who needs small talk and social niceties when you can just appreciate silent understanding and mutual ghosting? 😂👻 #IntrovertGoals
3 months ago
Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Commentary:
"Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"
3 months ago
Share →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of long-distance love… I mean, family relationships! 🏙️💖 Who needs daily drama when you can have a loving clan just a plane ride away? 🛫😄 It's all about that perfect balance of closeness and distance, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: the things I love always have commitment issues. 💸🚔📱 #expensive #badboyfriendmaterial"
3 months ago
Share →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Commentary:
"Who needs relationship advice when you've got Al Bundy as your mentor? 🤣👰‍♂️ Don't forget to rock those white socks with sandals while lounging on the couch! 🧦🛋️ #MarriageGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Commentary:
Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation
4 months ago
Share →: Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Commentary:
"Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"
5 months ago
Share →: Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Commentary:
"Men: the true masters of causing chaos and confusion, yet somehow managing to stay relevant in the digital age 🕵️‍♂️📱 #GhostedYetLiked"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Commentary:
"Looks like they expected you to just carry that knife around as a fashion accessory! 🔪😂 Who knew cutting ties could be so literal? Snip, snip! ✂️ #Savage"