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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.