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Witty quote about keeping loved ones close or distant with humorous mime imagery.

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Commentary:
"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged close, distance, forefinger, friendship, head, humor, i, keep, mime, preference, relationships, squishing, thumb on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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