30 Funny rent quotes

• Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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  3 weeks ago

  financial, financial struggle, housing, humor, i, irony, just, money, paid, place, rent, starve, starving, struggle, survival, warm, warmth

• Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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  4 weeks ago

  asking, cyber, Cyber Monday, deal, deals, humor, landlord, Monday, negotiation, rent, shopping

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  2 months ago

  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

• My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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  2 months ago

  cat, cult, humor, i, just, pay, pet, pet humor, rent, runs, secret, secret cult

• My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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  2 months ago

  am, apparently, back, cat, dissatisfaction, fancy, food, household, humor, i, irony, job, luxury, matter, new, owner, pet, reason, rent, shopping, store, unhappy

• Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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  2 months ago

  am, bigger, getting, house, housing, humor, i, joke, landlord, me, misunderstanding, money, raising, rent, response, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic response, wit

• How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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  2 months ago

  amount, change, confusion, days, humor, money, rent, same, where

• If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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  2 months ago

  account, Airbnb, behavior, doing, humor, media, mischief, out-of-character, personality, rent, rental, social, social media, wild, wild behavior

• Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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  2 months ago

  $2.99, entertainment, frustration, humor, irony, movie, rent, service, services, streaming, streaming service, unavailable, unfortunately, want, watch

• Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, born, fantasy, forced, humor, Jedi, lightsaber, pay, rent, responsibility, struggle, work

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