This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

This chapter of my life is called 'at least the rent is paid'

Commentary:
“When life hands you bills, just rename them as achievements. 💸💪 #AdultingAtItsFinest”

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    Commentary:
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    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of cat karma! 😸🔄 Here’s to hoping she learns the joys (or pains) of dealing with a demanding furball in her next life! 🙀😹 #Catception”