Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Next, my cat will start charging me for emotional support services 🐱💸🔧 Related funny posts 🤝 Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat. Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them. Country music is for men who need a little help crying. Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing. Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.