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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.