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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Joining the cult was mandatory, but I got a lifetime supply of purrs and catnip as a perk 😸✨🏡

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, cult, humor, i, just, pay, pet, pet humor, rent, runs, secret, secret cult on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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