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  • My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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    ๐Ÿš‚ All aboard the Murder Mystery Express! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs regular hobbies when you can live out your Hercule Poirot dreams, right? Just imagine solving crimes in style with a cup of tea in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. All eyes on you, detective extraordinaire! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš‚