20 Funny solve quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

  Commentary:
  "Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, unleash your inner Hulk! 🥊🍋😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

  Commentary:
  Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly hasn't tried shopping therapy! 💸💁‍♀️💰 #ProblemSolving101"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a tiny mosquito could teach us such a valuable lesson in diplomacy and self-control 🦟🤭 Always remember, violence is never the answer, especially when sensitive areas are involved! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like murder mysteries are the new CAPTCHA tests. 🔍💀 Better brush up on your detective skills and remember, Sherlock Holmes never had to deal with this nonsense! 🕵️‍♂️🔐 #BotDetective"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

  Commentary:
  ☕️😅 "Coffee: the temporary pause button for our inevitable journey towards chaos. It might not fix everything, but hey, at least we're not actively making things worse! Keep calm and caffeinate on, my friends! ☕️😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

  Commentary:
  🚂 All aboard the Murder Mystery Express! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ Who needs regular hobbies when you can live out your Hercule Poirot dreams, right? Just imagine solving crimes in style with a cup of tea in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. All eyes on you, detective extraordinaire! 🕵️‍♀️🚂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of watching a show called Unsolved Mysteries and expecting them to actually solve the mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ It's like going to a restaurant and getting upset when they don't serve food. 😆 Maybe the real mystery is why we keep coming back for more unsolved mysteries! 🔍 #TheMysteryContinues

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

  Commentary:
  "Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️‍♂️💸"

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