25 funny solve quotes - Wordgag

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

May 26, 2026

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

May 26, 2026

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

May 25, 2026

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

May 24, 2026

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

May 24, 2026

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

May 24, 2026

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

May 23, 2026

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

May 23, 2026

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

May 23, 2026

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

May 23, 2026

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

May 23, 2026

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

May 23, 2026

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

May 22, 2026

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

May 22, 2026

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

May 21, 2026

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

May 21, 2026

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

May 20, 2026

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

May 20, 2026

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

May 19, 2026

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

May 18, 2026

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Apr 1, 2026

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Mar 31, 2026

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Mar 31, 2026

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Mar 29, 2026

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Mar 29, 2026