Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.