Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.