Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGirlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger. Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment. Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.
