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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? πŸ˜‚πŸ’” Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, enemy, gain, girlfriend, humor, i, lose, loss, relationship on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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