God invented war so that Americans can learn geography. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it. Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars. I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them. You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”