Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.