Funny Swedish quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a massage could turn into a Swedish food fest? 🇸🇪🍝 Next time, specify 'hands only' for your own sake! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, IKEA, where lovebirds can go from assembling furniture together to dismantling their relationship in the blink of an eye! 🇸🇪💔 Who knew those adorable Swedish meatballs and stylish shelving units could lead to such meltdown drama in the aisles? 😂 Just remember, it's always wise to measure your love compatibility before attempting to put together a Billy bookcase! 🛋️🔧 #IKEArelationshipwoes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

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