Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.
  • Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
  • You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.
  • The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.