Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Good morning, you charismatic cynic!🌞😜 May your day be as bright and sassy as your sarcasm!😏 #SarcasmGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone? Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
