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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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Looks like your cat's got some real estate ambitions! 🐱💼 Better watch out before he starts investing in catnip futures and litter box condos. 😂 #Catpreneurship

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, counter, humor, jump, let, loan, name, pet, responsibility, take, trust, wanted on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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