Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
  • The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.
  • One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.
  • I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
  • I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.