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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
28 Funny scam quotes
Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest.
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The ultimate trust exercise: can you get Nana to ignore the person on the phone claiming she won a free cruise?
Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.
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Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚
Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.
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Trading youth for a senior discount doesn't seem like a fair deal! 🤔👴💸
Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?
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Sounds like you've unlocked the secret level of professional napping! 🛌💤📈
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
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Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.
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Who knew my college degree would be in Scamology? 🎓💼😂
Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.
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Looks like I've been chatting with royalty—hello, Your Excellency, Bot from Lagos! 🤖👑😂
School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
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Guess I'll have to start renting a fancy car for my next reunion 🚗💨😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.
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And I knew my cooking class was a joke when the teacher's idea of "flambe" involved a smoke alarm! 😂🔥📚