Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When life gives you lemons, just add tequila and make a margarita! 🍋🍹 Who needs vitamin C when you have a good ol' bottle of tequila, right? Stay warm and hydrated, cheers to fighting off that cold in style! 🥃😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.” Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.