Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGreat news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.