Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.
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🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"

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